my name is eng. richard spindler, I am a german citizen, a businessman specialized in real estate; I know that this will sound so strange to you, as we did not know or seen each other before, but sometimes understanding and trust matters, been related or known does not grant any assurance or trust, even someone unknowing may create act of trust even than someone we know very well.but god knows us, and he has a reason and a great purpose of directing this message to you, I am contacting you because of my present predicament and circumstances.I have been suffering from cancer and have a short life to live.
I have made up my mind to donate this my inheritance the sum of usd10 million to the less privileged, orphanage homes, those affected by corona virus for their medical support and treatment.and then for your support and efforts to fulfill this mission, 30% of this fund will be for you, this means that upon your receipt of this fund, you will take 30% of the fund for your own personal use and compensation of your efforts.the rest 70%, you will use it to support the above-mentioned organizations as our agreement. Please help me to fulfill this my last wish I wait for your message in order to give you more details.
thanks, and regards.
engineer richard spindler
Such a low effort, ChatGPT copy and pasted email, so disappointing! Naturally, I replied with:
Dear Engineer Richard Spindler,
Great to meet you! I myself identify as a devout Christian and know that God is watching too and would love to contribute to your cause. My deepest condolences on your illness, and it's great that you are doing this as your final deed.
What can I do to help? Also, do I address you as Engineer or Richard?
Cheers.
He's not a Nigerian prince or shipping diamonds/gold so honestly, I'm having a hard time believing his cause.
James Veitch is someone who made a TedTalk years ago (which is my favourite TedTalk to date) on replying scam emails, and I was hoping that Engineer Richard Spindler would reply, but he didnt...oh well.